Friday, January 14, 2011

I'M NOT ENCOURAGING DRINKING BUT

ALCOHOL IS AMAZING.


  • It gives you the guts to do things you'll NEVER DO when you're sober.

  • It makes everything ten times funnier.

  • Everyone becomes your friend after just one cup.

  • It makes you sleepy. ( GOODBYE INSOMNIA)

  • You just become HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHAPPYYYYYYYYY


    If only it's excessive consumption doesn't cause vomiting, dizziness, emotional breakdowns & killer hangovers.

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