- It gives you the guts to do things you'll NEVER DO when you're sober.
- It makes everything ten times funnier.
- Everyone becomes your friend after just one cup.
- It makes you sleepy. ( GOODBYE INSOMNIA)
- You just become HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHAPPYYYYYYYYY
If only it's excessive consumption doesn't cause vomiting, dizziness, emotional breakdowns & killer hangovers.